i am actually so self-absorbed it’s ridiculous i mean if you take all of chloe’s less admirable traits from mmfd and rolled them into a ball you would probably have me
"Whoa! They’re trippin’ on your flippin’. Keep going, girl!"
me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
no no it's fine i've had worse